JaMarr The Entrepremedian by JaMarr John Johnson

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Woke is a Joke

It annoys the hell out of me how race baiters go woke on everything.

I am not a protected class of human known as a black.


I am a man.


A funny man.


A handsome man.


A smart man.


So please stop trying to coddle me...


This is how I felt when USC announced...


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What's next, Players won't be issued cotton uniforms because of the historical connotations?


Stop the madness, Por Favor!


Sticks and stones may hurt my bones but words may never harm me unless we allow them to.


My mother taught me that when I was 12 and people were making fun of my lip size.


They would call me bubblicous lips and balloon lips.


My mother told me not to work because one-day women are going to love your lips!


She was right, but what should didn't tell me is that the Michael Jackson song "Got Me Working, Working Day & Night!" was referring to all of the requests for cunnilingus.


#BigLipProblems #WokeIsAJoke #LifeIsComedy


Abundantly,

JaMarr "The Lip Provider" Johnson





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