O boy!

It's been what!??? AGES!!!?

"Tofunmi, you're a bad person, a very bad bad person"

I know I am. I mean I'm the worst human on earth at the moment. I haven't written to you in centuries and I'm living life like I don't care about you

"Ah! Ah! How coul.."

Well, before you continue the assault,

The heart of man is desperately wicked

Let me give a face to my unannounced absence (something along that line).

Firstly, Happy New Month, Happy Independence and Happy Monday

I apologize for not sending you any mail since 2 (or more) months ago.

I am really sorry because a lot happened.

And I know you won't forgive me unless I give you an appropriate explanation.

Here you go:

After the last email I wrote to you about…

Having to take responsibility for my department and spotting severe stomach ache that led me to Lagos

With my bumbum on fire

I actually went through surgery (for appendicitis)...

And I stayed home for about a month (my phone pressing was monitored and restricted).

Don't say anything there

So, resuming back to school after,

I had to prepare for tests and exams (it was a lot, I had missed lots of classes so I had to cover up).

After exams passed,

I had a lot of activities that took away my time and I couldn't ignore them.

Fast forward to this month, I realized I had been neglecting you a lot.

And that's not fair on your part.

That's why I'm here in your inbox this wonderful evening.

Don't worry, I didn't travel out (yet),

I'm still in Nigeria and I'm still alive

I know you missed me but you don't have to prove a point 😂

I missed you too.

Now back to you, you know why I've been absent.

What about you?

Have you been absent from anything you were committed to so far this year?

What is it?

Do you feel stuck or you basically ran away?

If you are in this phase of life right now, I know one thing that can help you out.

I was there and I had to find a solution.

So, if you want to get out of this place of running away from things you should be committed to and looking like a non serious person…

I'm here for you baby.

I've devised an accountability strategy that might work for you if you want to try it out.

I said might purposely because it is all up to you.

So, send me an email and I will tell you how to go about it.

The accountability strategy will help you:

• If you're struggling with finishing your daily tasks
• If you're finding it difficult to stay committed to an important aspect of your life
• If you think you need to be accountable to someone that can track your growth
• And also, if you want to take your growth seriously before the year ends.

What will it be? Your growth or your inconsistency?

Send me an email to know more about it.

I love you,

Jesutofunmi.

P. S.: UPDATE!!!

Sending out emails everyday is a lot on my plate now (because of this season)

But can I send out emails On Tuesdays and Thursdays?

puppy eyes 🥺🥺

Deal?

Thank you!!!

See ya soon.