Dear ,

I think I will run away very soon… 

And run very far far far far away so that I won't be found by anyone…

But that's not why I'm here in your inbox today. 

Today's email will be short

And here we go…

,

How are you doing? 

What are your plans for December? 

Will you kill cows and turkeys in your house? 

If you will, invite me to your house to come and dine with you. 

But really, what is the most important thing you need to do before the year comes to an end? 

Get married?

Find a lover?

Get a job?

Complete a course?

Get sold?

Ehn, don't look at me that way. 

Whatever it may be, make sure you thrive to get it done. 

Iree oo. 

See you 20 years from now. 

I've decided to run away finally.