Almost as good as a butt scratch.

Almost. I know nothing compares.

Social media leaves out a lot of stuff and tosses in plenty that you probably don't want to see. If you want to cut out some of that extra and not miss the other things that matter to you, you can scratch that itch by signing up for the Slobbered Lens newsletter.

With considerably less effort and fewer back injuries.

The newsletter will contain the stuff that shows up on social media with some extras, like special discounts and model calls. The best part is that it does not come with unsolicited advice, pictures of genitalia, and other unglamorous things related to being online.

Please stay as long as you like and unsubscribe when it feels right for you.