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Botched Brazilian Butt Lift Left Woman Dead and "Fart Spray" ruined high school

February 16, 2022 The Morning Sixpack

Biden orders release of January 6 Whitehouse visitor log, NATO fears Russia still plans invading Ukraine, and a fake Brazilian "butt lift" gone bad.


I've read quite a few stories about these "butt lifts" that went bad. Most of the time, they're done by people with little to no plastic surgery experience (they're NOT doctors). Often, these operations go haywire even when the surgeon knows what he's doing (presumably).


It's sad. People are risking their lives to have a "bubble butt." It's unnecessary and horrible.


Don't do this. Please.


In other news, some asshole sprayed "fart spray" all over everybody's gear in one of my kids' classrooms yesterday and the smell just doesn't dissipate; it's "soaked in" the fabric of backpacks and lunch bags.


And in news YOU may care about, well, you know what to do - read today's Morning Sixpack.


Duh.


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Make it a great day!


Bill


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