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She threw THESE at her mom and wound up in jail [Taco Tuesday edition]

You read it right, and you also inferred correctly. Be proud of yourself.


A Tampa Bay woman (Florida) got in a shouting match with her mom about the cleanliness of their shared house. It turned ugly when the daughter threw tacos at her mother.


In Florida, that counts as a misdemeanor. Where I live, it's a felony. (Not according to the justice system--according to ME. You just don't waste tacos.)


The tacos struck the victim in the head as she was sitting on a couch. When cops arrived at the home in Largo, “the victim had food debris all around her on the couch and on the back of her shirt,” a police officer noted.


All that AND MORE Omicron news! Can the Morning Sixpack get any better than this?


LOL...


Read the rest here.


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Make it a great day!


Bill


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