Horse racing is kinda boring and it's not a sport. Just like golf.

And it's only made for uber rich people who like goofy-named southern drinks.

But this race was pretty amazing. Watch the horse on the outside run through the entire field.

30 minutes before the race, this horse wasn't even IN the race.

Amazing.

But there was lots of other bad news over the weekend. It didn't disappoint!

Unless you're human. Then you'll be totally depressed after reading this Morning Sixpack.

May 9, 2022 The Morning Sixpack

US Senate to vote on abortion bill (will not pass), Mickey Gilley dead, Dow drops another 400 points on open, and Kentucky Derby won by 80 to 1 odds horse.

Top of the News

1. U.S. Senate to Vote Wednesday on Abortion Rights Bill
2. Mickey Gilley, Country Star Whose Club Inspired ‘Urban Cowboy,’ Dies at 86
3. Dow Down Over 400 Points as Stocks Extend Slump
4. Mississippi Governor Says His State Isn't Focused on Banning Certain Birth Control ‘At This Time'
5. Woman Arrested after Her Three Children Found Dead at California Home
6. Kentucky Derby: 80-1 Outsider Rich Strike Pulls Off Historic Upset
7. Bottom of the News

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Make it a great day!

Bill

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