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Jan 20, 2023 7:44 pm
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Who’s a Daddy’s Girl?
I am. I will say it with my whole chest. My daddy has spoiled me my whole life. When we first moved to this country and didn’t have money to now that he is retired. If you can’t tell where I’m going with this, it’s because he is escaping the winter and staying with me until Spring. I don’t think you understand what this means.
When given the option of going out to eat, he volunteers to cook. Y’all, my dad puts down in the kitchen. Jamaican food all the time. I’m having a reggae bashment in my belly every day. But here’s the thing.
My place is small. I live in Hawaii. Real estate ain’t cheap and I haven’t hit that living-the-high-life lottery jackpot yet. I zoom with author buddies. Smutty author friends who share some of their steamy scenes out loud. Now, my daddy is fairly progressive. He understands that I write smut. But I’m not about to give him a heart attack by reading my sex scenes out loud. The way I censor myself. I’m going to have to come up with code words.
Have you done that? If so, I want all the words you’ve used around your parents so they didn’t know the level of pleasurable filth you wallow in.
The Votes Are In
Our sexually liberated grandmother’s name is…
Congratulations to my Onyx voters. Email me your name the way you would like it to appear in my dedication.
Is Onyx not who you voted for? That’s okay. You have another chance by naming the band. Our hero is the drummer (those sexy forearms will feature heavily) and lead songwriter for our four-person band. They play alternative pop and the lead singer is a dark-skinned plus-size crooner. Think mashup of Maroon 5, Paramour, and a dose of Lizzo.
Here are your choices.
- Liquid Obsession
- Slippery Dreams
- Silky Dynamite
- Bathed in Ebony
Hit me up with your vote. Winners see their names in my dedication.
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