happy july! incorrect lines and updates

Jul 02, 2021 4:16 pm

I've got some funny incorrect quotes for you below, but this meme sums it up quite nicely.

Farrah and Elias watching Brela do something stupid

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Incorrect Quotes

I am so excited to be sharing my newest epic fantasy project with you. We *still* don't have a release day solidified by Amazon except "late July". Which is a bit annoying, but I'm not going to upset the Amazon gods and complain because it makes the release so much sweeter.

To gear you up for that epic day, I thought I'd share some INCORRECT quotes to help you get to know some of the new characters! I'm working on a web page for this series but that won't be available just yet. For now, enjoy!

Cason: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Brela: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Cason: Violence is not the answer

Brela: you're right

Cason: *sighs in relief*

Brela: Violence is the question

Cason: What?

Brela, bolting away: and the answer is YES

Cason, running after her: Brela, NO

Cason: Why are you on the floor?

Brela: I'm depressed.

Brela: Also, I was stabbed. Can you get Farrah, please?

Serill: You have to apologize to Cason

Brela: Fine. 'Unfuck you' or whatever

Cason: You're a loose cannon, Brela

Brela: No, I'm not. I'm just a cannon

Serill: I think you play by your own rules

Farrah: No way, she thinks rules were meant to be broken

Cason: That's what a loose cannon is

Brela: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Elias is a loose cannon

Elias: *smashes a chair*

Cason: What does 'take out' mean?

Serill: food

Farrah: dating

Elias: murder

Brela: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD

Brela: I've done a lot of dumb stuff

Serill: I witnessed the dumb stuff

Farrah: I recorded the dumb stuff

Elias: I joined in on the dumb stuff

Cason: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF

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