Feel free to crucify me

Oct 21, 2022 6:54 am

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If you sell anything online or provide any service online,


And people only patronize you once without buying from you again, or referring other people to buy from you,


Then you are doing some things really wrong.


And as a result, you are leaving a lot of money on the table.


See, when it comes to getting repeat customers or referrals,


There are certain things that MUST be in place before you begin to get them without even trying too hard.


And I will get to them in a bit, But first I want to vent my anger on myself for a bit.


And no, it's not a typo.


I am really angry with myself (not with anybody else),


Because I did something I never expected from myself.


Frankly, I stopped too low especially considering my high standards.


And I don't even know what to do to myself since morning.


The feeling has been eating me deep inside and I don't know how to curtail it.


Here's the thing.


There's this girl I really like...


You see, she...












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Lolz


See this sha.


Look at how bright your eyes are and how wide your grin is because I said I like somebody.


You can't even hide your curiosity about it ehn?


Look at you drooling and waiting to read more...


Lol


Anyway.


This girl, she's very dear to me (make whatever you want out of it, na you sabi).


And recently, we just started talking and vibing, during which I asked her when her birthday was.


Funny enough, I asked her this question nothing less than 3 times, the last time being on Sunday and her birthday was supposed to be on Tuesday.


Lo and behold, Tuesday came and the unimaginable happened...




I COMPLETELY FORGOT! 😳



How?


I cannot explain.


I now began to wonder at myself, because I am a kind of person that is usually very keen about dates, especially for special people.


So how did I manage to forget her birthday?


  • Does this mean that deep down, I really do not care about her as I think I do?
  • Or maybe I have lost my touch for remembering dates?
  • Or is it because of the hectic work days I have been experiencing these last few days before resuming to school that I am forgetting things quickly?
  • Or what exactly?


Warris really going on?


What punishment do you think I deserve?


Reply this mail and tell me.


Feel free to crucify me btw.


I think I deserve it.


Or what do you think?


Meanwhile, as regards the things that must be in place before you can get repeat customers and referrals on autopilot,


I'm just going to summarize them into a few points.


1. Have a great product/service.

2. Demonstrate that you know your onions.

3. Be friendly/likeable.

4. Create opportunities for referrals.


And I will talk a bit more about each of them tomorrow.


For now, let me be ruminating on a good punishment for myself.


Don't forget to send your suggestions to me.


Have yourself a lovely night's rest.


To your digital success,

King Danisanâ„¢.






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