He Punched Me Right In The Gut.

Sep 08, 2022 6:01 am

,


The past two days have been traumatizing for me because of what I have been going through.


And I haven't fully recovered from it yet at all, because it's not something you can just recover from easily ...


I tried to shrug it off at first, and pretend like it wasn't going to happen...


When I knew quite well -- given the signs I had seen -- that violence was bound to happen.


And I even tried to prove tough..


You know, I tried my best to be a man, as I claim to be..


And I fought as best as I could,


With all of the strength, punches and muscle I could muster...


And I thought it would be enough to defeat my long-time arch-nemesis.


Only for me to disappointingly discover that I was in for a bigger fight than I had expected.


It wasn't until I was knocked down (quite literally), that I knew that I had to slow down and reconsider my options...


Scratch that!


I didn't even have a choice on whether to slow down or not...


I mean, "I literally could not move",


Because he punched me right in the gut.


It's not a funny story really.


And you may not understand how serious this is to me.


But if you know what catarrh has done to me within this my small lifetime,


Then you will know why I call it my long time arch-nemesis.


Coupled with the fact that it actually acquired assistance and more firepower from the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces against all Humanity (Malaria).


There was hardly anything both me and my immune system could do at that point, that is without calling for reinforcements.


That is the reason why once I find out that you have catarrh, I won't touch you even with a ten foot long pole...


Because before you know it, I have started sneezing, and from there, chaos begins.


Anyway..


That is the main reason why I was unable to send you a mail yesterday.


And I'm sending you this mail to keep you in the loop, so that you don't think that I have left you without saying goodbye.


Because you're my gee, yunno.


That said, I should probably get some sleep now, so that I can recover some much needed energy to fight back against the armed forces attacking my health.


Do have a lovely night's rest.


To your digital success,

King Danisan™.





You're getting this mail at 7:00AM because again, I wrote and edited this mail at midnight.


And I figured if I sent it out at midnight, only the "witches and wizards" who are usually awake at "ungodly" hours would read it. 😂


So I decided to let it be the first thing that greets you this morning.


That said, good morning and have a great day!


I love you.


Daniel.






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