Hey, Brother Bernard!
Jul 15, 2023 6:01 am
Once upon a time, in the bustling city of Lagos, there lived a mischievous cat named Brother Bernard. Now, Brother Bernard was no ordinary feline. He had a peculiar talent for mischief, and his antics often left the residents of the neighbourhood in stitches.
One sunny afternoon, as Brother Bernard strolled through the streets, he stumbled upon a group of vendors selling their wares. The air was filled with the aroma of freshly roasted plantains, and the sound of vendors haggling over prices echoed through the air.
Unable to resist the temptation, Mr. Whiskers spotted a basket of ripe, golden plantains unattended. With a twinkle in his eye, he devised a plan to have a little fun. Sneakily, he crept closer, his furry paws barely making a sound.
Just as Mr. Whiskers was about to snatch a plantain and make his getaway, a sharp-eyed trader, Mama Nkechi caught him in the act. "Ha, Mr. Whiskers!" she exclaimed, wagging her finger at the mischievous cat. "You think you can steal my plantains, huh?"
Caught red-pawed, Mr. Whiskers froze, his eyes wide with guilt. But he wasn't about to give up so easily. In a desperate attempt to salvage the situation, he put on his best innocent face and meowed pitifully, hoping to win Mama Nkechi's sympathy.
But Mama Nkechi was no ordinary trader. She had seen it all before. She crossed her arms and gave Brother Bernard a stern look. "Oh no, Brother Bernard, you're not fooling me with those big eyes and that cute meow. You're not getting away with this!"
Seeing that his charm offensive had failed, Brother Bernard decided to take a different approach. He suddenly leaped into the air, performing an impressive backflip right in front of Mama Nkechi. The onlookers gasped in awe and burst into laughter, momentarily forgetting about the stolen plantains.
Mama Nkechi couldn't help but chuckle at Brother Bernard's antics. "Okay, okay, you win this time, you cheeky cat!" she exclaimed, unable to resist the cat's charm. "But remember, no more stealing my plantains!"
And so, Brother Bernard got away with his mischievous plot, leaving behind a trail of laughter and an unforgettable tale in the streets of Lagos. From that day forward, the neighbourhood became known as the place where the cat pulled off the greatest plantain heist in history.
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