psch eval
Another favorite joke--and true. I stared at that question for so long thinking of so many sarcastic answers, the…
please hold
I started this routine with my memory issues, which always comes in handy when I forget my next joke.
platform
I wore my uncomfortable platform shoes all day just for this joke...and no publishers came to my routine that night.…
pilates
My sister nagged me for years to start taking pilates. I finally have and it's a good source for jokes.
midlife crisis
I like this one to open my getting old routine.
human ATM
This, sadly, is true.
fire ants
The first week at my new house, I tried to weed and the fire ants bit me so badly, I had to get steroids.
dogs on prozac
My dog is on Prozac. No lie.