My family tree is a wreath! My aunt is my stepmom & my cousin is my sister.

My schizophrenic mom stalked a teenage girl she thought was sleeping with her husband.

My bro went to foster care (twice) because our mom was schizophrenic

My mom stole my gay grandad’s boyfriend & had a child... & then he bounced back & forth between them

Your parents are how they are because of your grandparents. Boomers & generational trauma

When people ask about your dysfunctional family...

My schizophrenic mom hallucinated doorbells ringing & got committed to a mental institution

Dad was airlifted by helicopter off of a submarine because mom was hallucinating doorbells ringing

The Formula for Success: Try, Fail. Try, Fail. Try again. Succeed! Graduation speech excerpt 2018

Making weird noises at my concerned dog / three legged great dane snuggles her laughing human!