I used AI to cure my shiny object syndrome (hilarious)

Jun 25, 2025 3:11 pm

Hi ,


Most people use AI to create slop.


The goal...


To try and get you to buy stuff.


Well...


Like you (maybe), I find myself battling my inner shiny object seeking monkey.


Used AI for it, too.


Comes in 3flavors...


Mild, medium and spicy AF!


Want to see examples?


Here's a medium example.


Here's the spicy one.


I know it's been a while since we spoke last.


Figured a fun post to say hello might be appreciated.


Happy Hump Day.


In your corner!


Carlos "Shiny Object Killer" Rosario


P.S. If you've got no or slow sales, want a 2nd pair of eyeballs to help you figure it out...


I'm doing discounted guaranteed sales solution calls.


Normally 250 bucks an hour.


Right now, only one hundo (100).


Best part...


You only pay if you found what I tell you useful.


If not, keep your dough in your pocket.


We part as friends who had a nice chat.


Why?


I just helped an attorney make a sales breakthrough on his new consulting offer.


He loved it.


So did I.


Times are tough.


People are feeling it.


I want to help.


If you're game, reply back and I'll save you a spot.


Offer ends as soon as I'm all full up (there is only one of me).


Who knows, you might just be one hundie away from a bulging bank balance breakthrough.


You only pay after the call... only if you find it useful.


P.P.S. - Not sure if this is right for you?


Reply back and tell me just 3 things.


  1. What are you offering?
  2. Have you sold it successfully already or is this a new offer?
  3. What have you tried already?


If you can answer those, I'll tell ya if I can help and how.

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