Annalisa Dockery

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Isn't Time Travel Neat?

Hello from the past! I am writing to you in 2022 about events that will occur in 2023, which is when you'll read this! It's December for me, but January for you!

Okay, that's just how email works, but kind of cool anyway. Some things change with time, and some don't. Human nature, for example, has not changed, but our shopping habits have.

Like DIY Flexis. We don't buy those anymore, apparently. What we have in its place is what historians will call The Mane Event (because that's what it's called). It's a new monthly offering that packs a lot of value in one package, with a touch of mystery. Like the future.

So what's included?

  1. A Lilla Rose cosmetic bag, which will be be new each month.
  2. An exclusive Flexi clip (yep, we still have monthly exclusive designs, but these can't be bought separately from the Event).
  3. An Essential sample, like rose water, sea salt spray, dry shampoo, etc.
  4. A surprise item! It's a mystery!
  5. An inspirational quote, because people like that stuff, plus a coupon code, which people like even more.
  6. More surprises! Two random orders will also include a purple ticket worth 25 Lilla Bucks - that's $25 to spend on the entire site!

Each Mane Event will have a theme, and January's is blingy sparkly winter. ✨❄️

And some news for Sport fans: the extra large Flexi Sport is now available! These are tough clips, but like time travel they do have their limits. If you try to shove too much hair into one that's too small for your style, it can snap. Ask me how I know this. It was only the tip of the pin that broke off though, so it's actually still useable. I just have only one notch now. But it's not a new clip by any means, so it's already seen a lot of service and will probably last a while longer.

Lastly, things that have not changed: our monthly specials! Orders of $40+ get you a free bobby pin. These are awfully strong, so you can do plenty with just one or two.

Use this link to transport to the future of hair care!

(TARDIS not included. Please time travel responsibly.)

-Annalisa

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