Sleezy Messengers, Flaming Swords, And Orgies ๐ŸŽŠ

Guess who currently has no life whatsoever apart from her books? ๐Ÿ˜ƒIf you guessed C.L. Carhart, well . . . you're not wrong. I've got a deadline to finish the final draft of Numinous Fortune this week, and things have been heating up in more ways tha...

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May 18, 2022
I'm Trying To Grow Stuff Again ๐ŸŒฟ

Yep, just as the subject line implies, this homebody indie author is trying to grow a garden of sorts. Not much of one, to be honest; just herbs. I've had some oregano and lemon balm taking up residence in my [overgrown] front planter for a couple se...

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May 11, 2022
The Weirdness Hat Has Chosen . . . YOU! ๐ŸŽ‰

Your name has dropped out of the Weirdness Hat, and that means you get to choose any of my eBooks to download for FREE! ๐ŸŽ‰Quick reminder that the first book of my His Name Was Augustin series, titled Arcane Gateway, is already free on all platforms....

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May 10, 2022
I Do, In Fact, Write In 3rd Person Occasionally

It's that time of year when I open the front door after dark to invite fresh air into the house, along with the occasional stray beetle. Apparently, my girl panther (there's only 1 of those in my family) is of the opinion that beetles taste nigh as g...

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May 04, 2022
The Fates Are Dissolving Into Dust ๐Ÿ’จ

I pretty much have no life right now aside from "authorly" stuff. The only WEIRD item of note is that I've come across a type of German chocolate bar I've never tried before. Bรถhme brand. ๐Ÿซ Anyone have any feedback on that one?Maybe I should ask Swa...

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Apr 27, 2022
The Weirdness Hat Has Chosen . . . YOU! ๐ŸŽ‰

Your name has dropped out of the Weirdness Hat, and that means you get to choose any of my eBooks to download for FREE! ๐ŸŽ‰Quick reminder that the first book of my His Name Was Augustin series, titled Arcane Gateway, is already free on all platforms....

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Apr 26, 2022
Swanie Can't Catch A Break ๐Ÿ˜ถ

What's going on in your corner of the world? I hope you got to spend some time enjoying life over the weekend, whether you celebrate Easter or not. We've got Earth Day peeking around the corner, so maybe I should hunt for some more violets. ๐Ÿ˜‰ (Unfor...

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Apr 20, 2022
The Weirdness Hat Has Chosen . . . YOU! ๐ŸŽ‰

Your name has dropped out of the Weirdness Hat, and that means you get to choose any of my eBooks to download for FREE! ๐ŸŽ‰Quick reminder that the first book of my His Name Was Augustin series, titled Arcane Gateway, is already free on all platforms....

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Apr 19, 2022
Violets Don't Taste Like You'd Expect . . . .

HEY! I thoroughly apologize for sending that wacky welcome email to you. ๐Ÿ˜” As you likely recall, I'm still ironing out the kinks of this "newsletter" concept. Aaaaaaand I sent my welcome email to everyone instead of JUST our new friends. Yikes! -fac...

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Apr 13, 2022
They're Dropping Like Flies, Dudes! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

A header? What in the world? ๐ŸคจYeah, I guess I'm trying to look like "the real deal" now. By next Wednesday, our first group of new friends from the Fates and Mates anthology will find their way here . . . and I'm nervous. Somehow I have to get them...

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Apr 06, 2022