What's up Camnation?
Happy New Year!
Folks, it's that time of year! The arbitrarily-assigned "beginning" of 2026, where we all decide on how we're going to better ourselves in the next 12 months. Then we start the year on the right foot, hungover as fuck after staying out 'til two AM on a Wednesday.
You might feel the pressure this season to go through some sort of renewal. To establish some lofty "New Years' Resolutions," and to feel guilty and powerless when you abandon them by Valentine's Day. We throw ourselves into this shame cycle every year, and never seem to learn this lesson: maybe Cold & Flu Season is just not a good time to fix everything about your life. (I'm writing this with a cold.)
Here is your friendly reminder that your January can be about survival. As Seasonal Affective Disorder kicks into high gear, challenge yourself to not try to be a better person at all. Stay bad at your job. Keep doomscrolling on Instagram Reels. Really own your avoidant attachment style. And don't you dare fucking join a gym.
You know who's got it all figured out? Bears.
A bear's New Years Resolutions are:
- Get fatter
- Sleep more
- Eat more porridge
Be a bear this January. Happy hibernation.
Reply to this email: What are you doing this January to stay just as bad as you were in 2025?
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Here's your exclusive content of the month:
A sketch that was too... cumbersome?... to be in this January's Best of Sketch Show at Imposters Theater: Well, Well, Well... If It Isn't A Cowboy Sketch
Fun Things Coming Up:
Standup
- Sunday, 1/04 @ 7: 50 First Jokes @ Hilarities
- Saturday, 1/17 @ 9:30: Questionable Choices, The Improvised Standup Show @ Imposters Theater
- Monday, 1/26 @ 8: Queers of Comedy @ No Class
- Saturday, 2/07 @ 7:30: Headlining Imposters BIG Comedy Night
Improv
- Sunday, 1/18 @ 6: Harold! The Musical! @ Imposters Theater
- Sunday, 1/18 @ 7:30: Dynamic Duos @ Imposters Theater
Sketch Comedy
- Saturdays, 1/3, 1/17, and 1/31: The Best of "Colors Everywhere": The Imposters Mainstage Sketch Show + New Me
All Three!!
- Saturday, 1/10 @ 9:30: The Gauntlet, Comedy Battle Royale @ Imposters Theater
- Saturday, 2/14 @ 6: Galentine's Day Comedy Show @ Imposters Theater
Follow me on Instagram for updates on when you can see me at local showcases, and of course watch this space for big events!
Love always,
Cam Godfrey
Cam Nation, America
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