CHILDREN FOR SALE, ANY TAKERS?

Jun 05, 2020 12:02 pm

Yay, its TGIF!

When last did you hear that, really? With the lockdown (eased or not), the days have flowed into each other and we hardly know a Friday from a Wednesday....


I mean, what is a TGIF without an outing? No lounges, no clubs, no parties, no cinemas! Hay God! Covid-19, please go already!


Now, with no TGIF break, I am almost losing it. I need to sell my children. Who wants? This one is not highest bidder o, any bidder. Just come and carry them for one weekend. Just one weekend. Pleaseeeee!


If your kids are anything like mine, they are either dragging remote, or fighting over a toy, or a favourite cup - cup kwa? Ah, I am tayad. Come and carry. Just one weekend o, I will need them back please!

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Seriously though, I have had to be creative about keeping them occupied and I know that the easiest way is sitting them in front of a TV so that you can have peace. I know, I do it sometimes. But that is not good, and certainly not all the time. So, I have learnt to incorporate reading time in their schedules for some sanity for me and them.


I know, I know, your child has read all the books in your house right? I have his/her brother at my house- lol. That is why I feel your pain. That is why I know just what you need to calm them down a bit - more books!


I bring you not one, but TWO fresh books, written with love for your 5-8-year-olds.

And you know the best part? They can read it out to their younger ones, so that keeps all of them busy for some minutes! And knowing the babies, they will ask for it to be repeated again and again - that buys you more time to kickback.


Not only do these books give you something to keep them busy, they actually teach useful concepts. As they read, they learn the types of houses and the different professions (trust me they will teach you after this). The books are about 6-year old Tamara so they hear it in her words. And the colourful pages and illustrations are just the perfect icing on the cake!


What's not to love?

Oya, the books go for N2,000 each. But because of the love I have for you, (for wanting to help me hold my kids for one weekend) I am holding a BOGOF (Buy one Get One Free) for this weekend only! So the two go for N2,000 this weekend only. Grab your copies here .

Buy The Books Here!


Hurry up, you are just in time to have something to occupy them while you watch that Netflix movie, or finish that draft, or cook that meal this weekend. Go on, click now. You know you need it....


If you are the type that doesn't like putting your card details online, you can also do a transfer, and send me the evidence at brendaunu@gmail.com. That works too.

Please pay N2,000 to ZENITH BANK. Unuavworho Brenda Odovue. 1001623104.


I'll be looking forward to your reviews by Monday. Yours and that of your child(ren).

That title should've read "Children BOOKS for sale, any takers?" Don't tell Urhobo people that I wanted to sell their kids o. Ehen!


Thank you. Please forward this email to your friends, you know they need it too.

Till I come your way again, I remain


Your favourite author,

Brenda Unu.

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