The worst email you'll receive on a Christmas day.
Dec 25, 2023 8:25 am
This is the most useless email you'll ever read this year. Nothing of "Value" was shared between the lines.
I have only attempted to waste your time with this mail. Therefore, if you find your time precious.
Simply stop reading at this point.
Bye. And have a good day ahead.
Still reading?
Thank you for trusting me.
Benson was never going to send you a useless email. I'm a man of value.
Maybe I shouldn't have said it that way.
But to be honest, this email will have nothing to do with marketing, business or anything along that line.
However, there's still a lot to learn from reading.
Let's get into it:
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It doesn't matter if you're celebrating Christmas or not. Stay off work & have some fun today.
Do not feel bad for not working. Your body needs rest. You sef don try.
You've been working for the past 360 days. Staying off work for a few days is necessary.
Besides, any task you couldn't complete in the past 360 days can't be completed now. So, why stress yourself?
Relax. Reflect. And have fun.
Reconnect with your family (if they are around). If not, step out & have fun.
As I type this, I just pushed aside one big fat bowl of Amala.
In the background, my cousins are jamming to BigWiz's latest release.
Later in the evening, I will be in town partying. I have never been outside this year at all. Time to dance my sorrows away.
Please, have a lot of fun & document it. Do that moderately & with caution.
Not everyone who witnessed last year's Christmas is alive today.
Live is short. Enjoy the moment.
PBUY
PS: Since I didn't plan to do anything serious with this email. I wouldn't be selling anything today.
If not, I would have said that my blueprint is currently selling at 50% off. And you should check it out here.
Hahaha...
Did I just sell? Lol.
Oya oya. You don catch me.