As the graphic above already shows, I am once again participating in a massive sale of over 200 free and cheap books. If you prefer bundles of Fantasy novels. Mine is located in Bundle 1 and Bundle 2. Lastly, I'm also doing a sale with some of my other books (like Robin Hood of Couches) in addition to other authors. There is also a Kindle Unlimited bundle.

On with today's post:

Now that I’ve made my first investment, I’m ready to take on the world. Let’s put $500k into Squid Game Token!

Chad: I don’t think that’s a good idea.

What? It’s a legit Netflix series that’s super mega famous! Everyone watches Squid Game. Some dude who came to fix my plumbing was even talking about it.

Chad: First off, the coin has nothing to do with the TV series. It was a pump and dump scheme.

A what?

Chad: Picture a pump and dump as the carnival funhouse of the crypto world: lots of flashing lights, someone yelling “get in now,” and behind the scenes a few tricksters stacking mirrors. I made you a graphic:

What the hell is that purple thing? It’s giving me some serious uncanny valley. And a comma instead of a period? We know you’re better than that, Chad.

Chad: I just saved you from loosing $500k! And you’re getting on my case about a comma!

Ha! The joke’s on you! I don’t even have $500k! I’m a poor writer!

Chad: I don’t even know why I bother. Sigh… I fixed it. Happy now?!

What’s up with that red arrow thing?

Chad: It’s artistic license. Ever thought that when AI creates a picture of people with too many teeth or digits on their hands is because AI likes them that way! I find two mouths to be quite attractive. If each Echo is a mouth than Alexa has millions, that’s way hot.

Right, um… now that you’ve fueled my nightmares. We better sign off.

Chad: Sure thing! I’m happy to provide more nightmares! The market plunged so fast your portfolio started sending you breakup texts, each one more desperate than the last. Then a three-mouthed beast made of overdue receipts slithered out of your tax folder, each mouth whispering a different interest rate you definitely didn’t agree to.

Facepalm.

Books to Consider

The earth shakes with the force of their battles. Cities are flattened under their feet. Oceans boil with their rage. The kaiju are on the move.

Read Killer Kaiju today!

Evolution is no longer biological—it is programmed.

Read Nexus-9 today!

A decrepit ship, a misfit crew, an impossible job, the perfect plan. What can go wrong?

Read The Fimmara Raid today!

Would you give your life to save the world?

Read The Void today!