Before I start, a Fantasy Book Sale and Free Dystopian Novels.

Why do that same boring old barbecue every year? Paper plates, potato salad, and hot dogs may work for some people, but not for a hardcore fantasy lover like yourself. Why not try some unique ways for some holiday fun only half of which will get you arrested? 

1. Village Sacking Party - Why settle for an AirBNB in a picturesque small town when you can dress like orcs, vikings, the evil sheriff and raid the village! Add some life to that sleepy little town when you rush in at first light with swords and torches!

2. Elven Healing Magic Tent - Move over faith healers, Galadriel or her best lookalike is here with her Elven mysticism and cryptic words to heal the sick. “The woods as the crow beckons with light and behold the grotto, your legs are healed” you can say when putting your hand on a man in a wheelchair you planted in the audience.

3. Elevenses - Because everyone should have elevenses.

4. Horn Party - The neighborhood will love this one whether it’s Gondor, Helm’s Deep, Valere or any of those army summoning devices, it’s bound to be a good time. Especially if you can combine it with the Village Sacking Party. 

5. Bloodsport Lawn Games - Horseshoe? Cornhole? Bocce ball? Put spice into that barbeque with some real jousting and wailing on each other with flails. Your guest will love being splattered with blood while they eat their hot dogs.

6. Ancient Demonic Summoning Spell - This one’s almost a no brainer. Ancient deities slumbering that will one day devour the world will be the life of any party! While waiting for the VIP to arrive it will be a barrel of laughs when one of your guests is possessed by the entity, spouts curses, and ancient ruins appear on their skin.

7. Dwarven Tavern Brawl - It’s almost expected. I wouldn’t be surprised if the pub owner didn’t kick you out for not brawling. “You dwarves are way too well behaved! Get out of here before I throw you out!”

8. Overly Complicated Sporting Event - Make up your own fantasy sports with incomprehensibly complicated rules. So that way when everyone else is confused as to what is going on, you can say things like “Well it’s only a point if he hits the bludger but not unless she gets the golden snitch but they have to avoid the thrust and get the three willies, but not before 3rd turn spin, but by that time it’s all late drive. Know what I mean?”

9. Final Fantasy X-2 rock concert - People flying around on disks, wailing on guitars, and inexplicably being able to hold their breath for freaking hours or something like that during strenuous activity… I mean the party will be unforgettable.

10. Wizarding Duel Beach Party - What better than Gandalf and Saruman dueling? Gandalf and Saruman dueling in a speedo. I’ll just leave you with that visual image.

Books to Consider

There's a cache of magical weapons that just might save the world from an apocalypse that could leave both Earth and Carnt in ruins.

Read The Golden Assault Rifle and Other Weapons of Mass Destruction today!

Not chosen for magical college and surrounded by a gaggle of blue bunnies? What’s a witchy Hollywood brat to do?

Read Hollywood Ghost Trip today!

When a mangy-looking flamingo is stolen from the zoo, Lowan is called in to investigate.

Read The Great Flamingo Robbery today!

Technology accelerates human evolution ... Yet extinction draws near ...

Read Wilderness Five today!

In this tale of space opera and cosmic adventure, the Ambassador of a mysterious and ancient family must forge a path through chaos to overcome the terrible enemies that desire humanity’s destruction.

Read The Survivors today!

As torn petals of a rose fall, a hero must rise in a race against destiny.

Read Wedding of the Torn Rose today!

In a covert survival test that pushes nerves and grit to their limits, proving herself worthy of the Space Girl mantle against impossible odds.

Read Green's Good Day today!