THE DIRTY SECOND BOOK

We’re two weeks past release and I still can’t believe I’ve written two books. I’ve mentioned it before, but I started this author journey as more of a challenge to myself than anything. When I sat down in August of 2019 and typed those first goofy sentences, it felt like I had a mountain without a summit in sight towering over me. Now I’ve done it twice, and I’ve also written a decent little short story in between. It feels pretty flaring good. 

So, if you haven’t picked it up yet, please support my author endeavors by grabbing your very own copy of Slab Steele and the Outer Rim Job and enjoy the new tongue in cheek tale I’ve cooked up. It’s on Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, and paperback. I would greatly appreciate it.

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THE DIRTY SHORT STORY

Speaking of short stories and endeavors, The Mercurian Endeavor, my prequel tale starring Chet and Whizz is live on Amazon. I know what you’re thinking, okay? You’ve already gotten a copy. I mean, that’s why you’re here right? So here’s the deal: this version is a little bit different. It’s about a thousand words longer than the one you have—a few more jokes and puns and stuff. 

The Kindle version is 99 cents right now. I’m trying to get Amazon to set the price to free as we speak. When it gets there, you folks will be the first to know. In the meantime, pick up a copy if you can’t wait. Or flare, grab a paperback if you want a perfectly themed poo-length story to keep in your John for all those guests that don’t come to your house these days. Me? I ordered enough copies for my son to hand out to his first grade class—once he actually sees his first grade class in person, of course.

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Want to earn some extra credit? Leave a review or rating if you’ve already read the flaring thing.

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THE DIRTY PROMO SECTION

2021 has started about pretty great, eh? There’s a hefty dose of sarcasm involved as I type this and read it out loud in Slab's voice. Weird world aside, grab some free stuff to escape in below: 

Sci-Fi and Fantasy Giveaway

Speculative Fiction Freebies

January Fantasy and Sci-Fi Giveaway

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FREEBIE OF THE FORTNIGHT I

Lisa's Mystery 

by Jeremy Brewer

The Elite Military Unit Lands on a Wrong Planet

The mission to the recently terraformed planet of Lisa should be nothing to worry about for the special unit of the Federation Galactic Military. But there are no straight forward missions that deep in the outer rims, and even the simplest of tasks can be fatal. And no matter how much they train and what their experiences might be, some things space marines can just not account for.. 

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FREEBIE OF THE FORTNIGHT II

Something is Waiting! 

by Kevin Nairne

"A worse death would be difficult to imagine!"

If someone had told her that something horrible is waiting and given her a scare, then obviously Carmel wouldn’t have gone out that bitter winter's afternoon, but no one did, no one knew. It was evil and malevolent and had been waiting patiently for her for quite some time.

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-Ron-

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"You ass-face!"

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Haven’t got your copy of Slab Steele and the Venusian Exchange yet? What are you waiting for? Available now on Amazon and Audible.

Itching for more Slab Steele? You can buy Slab Steele and the Outer Rim Job today.