{{contact.first_name}}, here's your Black Friday/Cyber Monday issue of The Dirt!

Nov 29, 2020 10:06 pm

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DIRTY BLACK FRIDAY

Lots of awesome promos below, but first...


If you’re in the good ole US of A, I hope you all had an awesome and safe Thanksgiving, complete with full guts and the successful avoidance of that Zoom call from the uncle without the filter. We kept it small in the Starke household, just me, my wife, and my two boys. And Iggy the cat, of course. Still, I needed this:


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In an effort to join in on the craziness they call Black Friday and Cyber Monday, I dropped the price of the first book in my Worlds of Craterball series, Slab Steele and the Venusian Exchange down to 99 cents for the weekend. The sequel comes out in about a month, so this is a great opportunity to pick it up at a bargain basement price and dive into the goofy world I’ve created. And if you’re an audiophile like me, you can add audible narration for only $7.49. That’s way below the cost of a credit.


GET IT FOR ONLY 99¢

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THE DIRTY SLAB STEELE SEQUEL

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Speaking of the sequel, Slab Steele and the Outer Rim Job is scheduled to drop on December 31. Click the link, check out the blurb, and make sure your copy is on your kindle as soon as it's available.


CLICK HERE TO PRE-ORDER

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THE DIRTY PROMO SECTION

All Black Friday and Cyber Monday promos here. Tons of freebies and a lot of great stuff on sale. Stock up now while us authors burn through our promo days.


BookFunnel

Black Friday/Cyber Monday Mega-Sale

Black Friday Giveaways 

Sci-Fi and Fantasy Giveaways

Sci-Fi and Fantasy Bargain Sale


StoryOrigin

Black Friday/Cyber Week 99c Sale


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BLACK FRIDAY SPOTLIGHT

Pickle Pie: A Cyberpink Story by George Saoulidis

Rollerball meets GLOW in this bloody mess of a sport story.

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When a bankrupt armourer ends up owning a second-rate jugger player, he decides to go for it. But will he manage to even turn a profit, when he knows little about the game and its seedy world, when the opponents play dirty on and off the field, and when the game's popularity grows with every player injury and death?


GET YOUR COPY

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BLACK FRIDAY SPOTLIGHT

50 Shades of Worf

by Christopher Schmitz

A back-alley brawl between the furries and the bronies.

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Deadpool cosplayer keeps stealing all the erotic pegasus artwork.

Someone's necronomicon opened a tentacle portal in the men’s room.

Two cops go undercover at a comic-book convention to stop Wil Wheaton’s murder.

You’ll love this buddy cop comicomedy, unless you’re my mom. If you are my mom, please bring me a hot-pocket. I’m in the basement.

If you love Discworld, Hitchhikers Guide, or Bimbos From the Death Sun, then this book is for you!


CHECK IT OUT

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Haven’t got your copy of Slab Steele and the Venusian Exchange yet? What are you waiting for? Available now on Amazon and Audible.


Itching for more Slab Steele? You can preorder Slab Steele and the Outer Rim Job today.

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