New toy for your Christmas list?

Dec 14, 2023 12:11 pm

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LATEST NEWS & UPDATE:


Howdy, Romance Fans,


So, I've had a bit of a huge influx into my newsletter on the back of my free short story in a hockey anthology last month.


For those of you new 'round these parts, welcome, welcome. It's nice to 'meet' you. I'm kicking your time with me off with a bang - almost literally - by recommending a shiny new vibrator I happened to pick up in the Black Friday sales (below).


I figure if I show my deviance up front and wear my quirks (kinks) on my sleeve it'll let you know pretty quickly whether you want to stay around or leave. Please don't mark this email as spam (it has consequences behind the scenes with my newsletter provider) simply just unsubscribe, no hard feelings!


Let me start by telling you a little bit about myself before I tell you about my new bestie BOB.


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My name's Lasairiona (pronounced: Lass-a-ree-na), and I'm an Irish author (who claims Sugar Land, Texas as her home) based in Larne, a harbor town on the north east coast of Ireland. I write steamy college hockey romance under Lasairiona McMaster, and I write BDSM Kink Club romance under Lasairiona Lewis.


I'm left-handed, always wear odd socks, I make the best margaritas outside of Texas, I have a llama obsession, love music (my Spotify Wrapped top 5 artists for 2023 were: Meghan Trainor, Maddie and Tae, Sara Bareilles, Adele, and P!nk!) and love to cross things off to-do lists with brightly coloured Sharpies.


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I have been a *huge* hockey fan since about 2005/2006. How'd I get into the sport, I hear you ask? The Mighty Ducks was my favorite movie as a kid, so obviously as an outsider, Anaheim was my natural team of choice. Since I felt unbalanced, then I chose Edmonton as my Canadian team to support (before I understood conferences or any of that jazz.)


When I lived in HTX, I cheered HARD for the Houston Aeros, and since Des Moines, Iowa stole our team in 2013, I've been a Minnesota Wild fan because the Iowa Wild are their farm team - and that's how I came to cheer for Minnesota.


Aren't you glad you asked?


What else can I tell you about myself before I share my new favorite orgasm provider?


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I'm a PCOS warrior, for those of you who don't know what that is, it stands for polycystic ovary syndrome, and it sucks. It's also what drove me to join the gym in May/June of this year. So I'm officially now a gym rat to-boot. I know, I know, we're absolute assholes with all our check ins on Facebook and pictures on social media, but I'm incredibly proud of myself for even stepping into a gym as a fat girl. And if I have to suffer, it's going on social media LOL!


I think that's it for now about me, I don't want to overwhelm y'all - but if there's something you want to know, feel free to click reply and ask me. I'm generally an open book (hence what I'm about to share!)


I ordered this toy on a whim, I thought the three different pieces - clit sucker, warming, and the nice curve for her pleasure was appealing. Y'all, it blew my goddamn mind.


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Here's the link for y'all in the UK


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The closest I can find on the .com site is this one, let me know if you happen across the exact one I shared!


Let me know if you pick it up, love it, hate it, or what your favorite battery operated boyfriend is. I am always down for good BOB recs!


I'll slide into your emails in another two weeks - that's generally the frequency of my emails, unless I have a new release, a sale, or some other B-I-G news for y'all that I need to share.


Thanks for being here, I'm so excited to have new friends in the room!


Until next time,

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Have you joined my reader group yet? If not, then head over to: Margaritas, Men and Mischief with Lasairiona. As the name suggests, it's a place for my readers to chat about all things romance - with a healthy dose of sarcasm, sharp wit, conversations comprised entirely of GIFs, sneak peeks, giveaways and a plethora of memes. It's one of my absolute favorite places on the internet and I'm really enjoying getting to know readers that bit better over there. Don't be shy - we don't bite... much! Come on over!

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Justin

I thought I’d left my past in Minnesota when I moved to Iowa, but it was right there waiting for me.

Long blonde hair, curves in all the right places, and a death glare that hits harder than a slap shot to the solar plexus. On the ice, I’m a pro at blocking shots, but Savannah Bowen has slipped behind all my defenses and made a home in my heart.

I had no intention of revisiting the past, but when she’s damn near everywhere I go, I’m a goner.


Savannah

Hell freakin’ no.

It doesn’t matter that Justin Ashe is seven feet tall and sexy as sin, or that I’ve had a crush on him for years. He cheated on my best friend in high school, and that makes him off limits.

I can’t be with him, but damn, it’s impossible to stay away from him. Girl Code says uteruses before duderuses.

He’s supposed to be my enemy, but the more I see of him, the blurrier the lines get.


Welcome to UCR hockey, where fierce AF heroines and hot as puck heroes find their hockey ever afters. If you pucking love college hockey romance series, you’ll adore UCR Raccoons hockey.


FREEZING THE PUCK is a delicious slow burn, enemies-to-lovers, ovaries before brovaries sports romance. This interconnected full-length stand-alone is the first in a new series with no cheating or cliffhangers and has a guaranteed happily-ever-after.


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Bookish. Bold. Beautiful. And entirely out of his league.


On paper, all-American boy next door, Lincoln Scott, has it all. But behind his slap shots, straight-A report card, and easy going charm, Linc hides a secret only his best friend knows.


When he attempts to return a misplaced bra, a wrong number gets him way more than the hook-up he bargained for. No one has ever looked beyond the star hockey player, until the mysterious woman he can’t stop texting sees him for who he really is.


Does Linc have the skills off the ice to keep up with her? Will he follow in his father’s footsteps? Or will he step out from the shadows and chase his dreams?


If you’re pucking obsessed with Helena Hunting, Pippa Grant, and Elle Kennedy, you’ll love this hilarious, hot-as-puck, secret identity, opposites attract, curvy girl sports romance. Two for Interference is a full length standalone with no cheating, cliffhangers, and a guaranteed happily ever after.


Welcome to the Minnesota Snow Pirates, where skilled and sexy mother puckers’ lives get turned upside down by strong and badass heroines. Curl up with your next book boyfriend today.


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