Baking Soda Doesn’t Taste Like Pepsi!
Baking soda isn’t even a liquid! For those who don’t bake, it’s a white powder that gets put into a large number of…
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I Was a Bad Homecoming Date
In my junior year of high school, I got asked to the homecoming dance by a senior in my trigonometry class. She was a…
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Your Call Cannot Be Completed As Dialed
For those younger readers, the image below is the remnants of a pay phone. Prior to the widespread use of cellphones,…
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Define Yourself
If you look up any word in the dictionary, you will read a variety of other words that are used to represent that…
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Un-Pete
As the third in a line of Petes, there are several clever lines that have been used with my name. One of my dad’s…
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If You’re Going Through Hell…
I cannot take credit for this quote. The origin may not be from Sylvester Stallone but that’s where I heard it. “If…
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Someone Is Coming After You!
It sounds almost sinister if you put the wrong inflection in your voice when you say it. Horror movies find a way to…
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POSH: The Man Who Is Bigger Than The Role
Darren Ferguson signed a new contract as manager of Peterborough United. It is a role that he has held for over 500…
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