WAKE THE FUCK UP is currently between rounds. Drop your email and I’ll let you know when the next challenge opens.

You’ve been here before.

Scrolling. Numbing. Dissociating.

Staring out the window, wondering where the last month went.

Half-alive. Half-asleep. Looping through the same tired cycles.

This isn’t your fault.

But it is your responsibility now.

Here’s your rude invitation to do something about it.

For 7 days, you’ll receive strange transmissions from this corner of the internet.

They won’t soothe you.

They won’t fix you.

They will wake you the fuck up.

Short, potent meditations.

Sensory disruptions.

No fluff. No fixing. No algorithms.

Just you, your body, and your spark trying to crawl back into your hands.

Think you can handle it? Sign up below.

(Or don’t. You’re the one who has to live with yourself.)

⚠️ P.S. This isn’t trauma work. It’s a disruption. You’re in charge of your own nervous system here. Consider this your consent form to subversive weirdness. ⚠️

You can unsubscribe anytime.

You can’t unsubscribe from your own apathy, though.

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How It Works (the less-rude version):

• Sign up below, with your name and e-mail
• Starting August 11th, you’ll get one disruptive meditation a day by email for 7 days
• The challenge is free to join, but there is an option to donate

Once you sign up, you'll be re-routed to my Ko-fi page where you can opt to make a donation, if you are financially able.

There is no suggested amount, any amount is appreciated. Your support allows me to continue to live in this capitalist world while I make weird shit for you all.

All donation amounts on my page are in $CAD.

By the way, if you were considering donating $4 CAD or more, I invite you to check out my "membership": CL³ (Compost Lab + Liminal Library)

Once we've wrapped this challenge, the 7 WAKE THE FUCK UP meditations and all of their weirdness will live there! Plus there's more wonderful tools, practices, and odds'n'bits for you to explore as a CL³ Founding Forager (limited spaces @ $4CAD) or CL³ Rooted Rememberer.

FAQ (but not boring):

Q: Will this fix my life?

A: No. But it might remind you how to live it.

Q: Is this trauma-informed?

A: This challenge isn’t here to hold your hand through deep trauma work—but it’s rooted in consent, choice, and body sovereignty. If you’re in an acute state, this might not be the time.

Q: Why are you like this?

A: Because numbness is boring. And you deserve better.

WAKE THE FUCK UP is currently between rounds. Drop your email and I’ll let you know when the next challenge opens.